Episode 37 : Hanging (By A Moment) Tonight, I Just Feel So Helpless
Ashley & Adrian roast “Crypto Bros” and conclude their rundown of Billboard’s “50 Greatest Minivan Rock” list.
DISCLAIMER: This is not an endorsement of an actual currency, crypto or otherwise. In fact, quite the opposite, as money is stupid and only real because we as a society pretend it has value. The following, at its core, is me taking a joke made on this episode too far, as per usual. This is the second half of the Minivan Rock episode. Link to the list is below. Enjoy the madness.
https://www.billboard.com/media/lists/minivan-rock-50-greatest-songs-9364720/
[To the tune of “Click, Click Boom” by Saliva]
C’mon, c’mon!
C’mon, c’mon!
All those Saturdays when bros go out and play
Yo, I was up in my room, I was on the blockchain
Wasn’t faded, not jaded, just a lad
With a mouse and a screen and virtual financial cravings
All this, I seek, I find
I push my hard drive to the line
Make it, take it, right click it
Until my token’s overrated!
Click, click, coin!
I’m coming down for your bitcoin, bro this ain’t no tangible note
Click, click, coin!
I’m mining down for that new style and you know it’s Centralized
Click, click, coin!
Digital money movement, touring ’round the nation
Leaving the boys in devastation (HODL!)
Inspired by a mutual love of the indie pop duo Tegan And Sara, hosts Ashley Burgy and Adrian King take listeners on an unconventional yet insightful look back at the pop culture that shaped them during their formative years and beyond. We’d love to chat music, sports, or other pop culture mayhem on social media. See our links below for more details!
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Intro/Outro Song: “Talking Like A Teen” written and performed by Ro Panuganti.
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