I’ve got Covid, so my brain is just one big foggy abyss that I’m trying to wrangle myself through. Because foggy abyss, I’ve mostly just had on things in the background that I’ve seen too many times–old cartoons like Spongebob. So I just finished watching the Pizza Delivery episode and I can’t help thinking about a Fast & Furious take on that. Brian has too many feelings and crashes the one vehicle they have. They’re forced to walk until Dom magically finds a Dodge Charger branded rock. Tej and Roman work on a map back to civilization based on where they’ve seen moss on rocks. Leo and Santos argue about lyrics for the new Krusty Krab Pizza jingle they’ll need for marketing. Gisele teasing Han about munching on all their coral. I’m just saying. It could be a thing. Anyway. This episode is about Fast Five. It’s the first part of two. Hope you enjoy it. Get the vaccine and such. Love y’all.

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